Arz Kiya Hai.... Pyar Krna Ha...

Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.

Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi..

Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

boy : God !! kya ladkiyo ke sath sona paap h??
god : Nahi bilkul nahi. lekin sallo tum sirf sote thodi ho...

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya.
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza
v tod diya.