Arz Kiya Hai.... Pyar Krna Ha...

Santa Banta se bola Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi
maza aata!

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di
Santa: tumhari galatfahmi h.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi
Santa: yehi ki me soya tha.

Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha.
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Madam iske practicals kab honge?

Kutta Marr Gyaa Rjaai Main

Main Paagal Ho Gya Teri Judai Me

Haathi Nadi Main Beh Nhi Saktaa

Apun Tere Binaa Reh Nhi Saktaa.

!! Happy Propose Day !!

Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son "Narayan Prem Sai" went on him!

Dosto
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Doob Gya
Majnu B Nhi Rha
Romeo B Mar Gya
Meri B Tabiyat Thik Nhi Rehti,
Pata Nhi Ab in Ladkiyoka Kya Hoga