Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man-Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi-Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man-Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi-Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya tha
Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega.
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu PJ Jokes or Miss Call Diya nahi krte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KrDo
In Sab Chizo se Bandar khela nahi karte.
Zindagi Ki Keemat Ka Andaza Maut Ke Baad Hi Hota Hai
Zinda murgi Rs 100/- Chicken Tandoori Rs 480/-
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.