Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man-Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi-Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man-Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi-Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya tha
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh
apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gye?
Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi
k Paper leak ho gaya h....
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Ladkiyan Kyon Sunder Dikhtin Hain
Kya Makeup Hota hai ya wo sach me Sunder hotin hai..
Sab Bakwas hai Derasal Ladko Ki Imagination Achhi Hoti Hai...
A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir..
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to god about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer..
Have a nice sleep..