Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.
Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.
Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry I m a lesbian.
Sardar: What's a lesbian?
Girl: I like 2 sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand.. I m also lesbian
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"