Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always.
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
45 Saal Ka Aadmi Ladki Dekhne Gaya To Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi...
Hosh Aaya To Boli Kameena 25 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya Tha...
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi..
A pig fell in love with a hen.1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"
2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega..