Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar kart...

Wo Kehte H LADNE Se MOHOBBAT Badhti H
.
Ye Sunte Hi Hum Uski Aankh Pe MUKKA Maar Ke Bhag Aaye,
.

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_/ /_
Thik Kiya Na

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hai
jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab bhi busy rhe mera cell toh
samajh lena aapki hone wali
bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai. :)

I.T. pj:
Jwalamukhi k fatne se niklta h Lawa,
Boliye wah wah...
Jwalamukhi k fatne se nikalta h lawa,
Write down d diff. b/w C++ & java.

The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.
They get commited couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!

Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hi?
Student: mujhe nahi pta

Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.