Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Girl= Ah! Ah !
Boy= Aur Thora. Avi Ghus Jayega.
G: Aur kitni der?
G:Aur ni ghusega!
B: hat, lo apna kangan khud pehan lo
Question: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
Answer: A toothbrush
A Man is Rapping ME
Aahrest Him TOMOROW
Kbi khamoshi b bahut kuch keh jati h,
Tdpane k liye yad reh jati h,
Kya frk pdta h wills ho ya gold flake,
Jalne k bad sirf rakh reh jati h
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged