Pappu was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Papu thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Unki chuet Ko Fursat Na Mili Hogi
Warna Mera Land Itna Bhi Kharab Na Tha
Hum Ne To Wha Bhi LoUde Barsaye
Jaha Sirf RaAndiyo Ka Raaj Tha
Teachr:Videsh k log gore aur yaha k kale q hote h
Hrami studnt:Q ki waha Ponds cream laga k Ch #daihoti h
aur yha Sarso Ka tel laga k!
Father went 2 school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad..
Qusetion: What's hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a "c" and ends in a "t"?
Answer: A coconut Ã¢â¬â and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Arj kiya h jiske aane m lagte hain 15 saal
Jaara gaur pharmayega
sun to le bhai
jiske aane mein lagte hain 15 saal
wo hain jh**nt ke baal