is it hurting?..ooh yeah ou...

By Anup Sahni (Nov 11, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

Girl: Agar moqa mila...

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujse shadi kroge?
Boy: Agar moqa mil gyato phir shadi krne k kya zrurat he

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dr= injection Dekhte...

Dr= injection Dekhte Hi Tum Chillati Ho, Us Din Kya Karogi.
Girl=Kis Din...?
Dr=Jane do, MsG
Padhne Wala Samjh Gaya.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1st Time Kiya To Kho...

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Patin: Darling, G kr...

Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau.
Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh yeah ou...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

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Girl: Agar moqa mila...

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujse shadi kroge?
Boy: Agar moqa mil gyato phir shadi krne k kya zrurat he

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

Dr= injection Dekhte...

Dr= injection Dekhte Hi Tum Chillati Ho, Us Din Kya Karogi.
Girl=Kis Din...?
Dr=Jane do, MsG
Padhne Wala Samjh Gaya.

1st Time Kiya To Kho...

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Patin: Darling, G kr...

Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau.
Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge

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is it hurting?..ooh yeah ou...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

is it hurting?..ooh yeah ouch its hurtin .. ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe Madam.

You May Also Like

Girl: Agar moqa mila...

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujse shadi kroge? Boy: Agar moqa mil gyato phir shadi krne k kya zrurat he

Teacher: Sabse zyada...

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy? Boy: 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

What's An Avera...

What's An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE

Dr= injection Dekhte...

Dr= injection Dekhte Hi Tum Chillati Ho, Us Din Kya Karogi. Girl=Kis Din...? Dr=Jane do, MsG Padhne Wala Samjh Gaya.

1st Time Kiya To Kho...

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui. 4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Patin: Darling, G kr...

Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau. Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge

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is it hurting?..ooh yeah

ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh

den lets try d other shoe Madam.

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujse shadi kroge?
Boy: Agar moqa mil gyato phir shadi krne k kya zrurat he

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

Dr= injection Dekhte Hi Tum Chillati Ho, Us Din Kya Karogi.
Girl=Kis Din...?
Dr=Jane do, MsG
Padhne Wala Samjh Gaya.

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau.
Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge