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Height of batameezi: Phone ...

By Puneet Munjal (Jun 12, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height of batameezi:

Phone rings..
Tring... Tring...
Ladka - Hello chintu hai ?
Girl - Nahi hai.
Boy - Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega...!!

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