Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly
bounced on Santa`s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him!Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I`m changing d battery of my camera.
Santa: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Banta: Y? Santa: Got upper berth. Banta: Y did'nt u try to Xchnge? Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..
Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
Santa: If I die will u remarry?Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister