A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
Tum haste raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya h,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge