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Jeeto: Before we were married,...
By
Ajay
(
Oct 3, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
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