By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho? santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Santa ne shampoo kharida. Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
