By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho? santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta: Haan Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!
Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho? Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H? Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.
Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha: O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai, Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar, Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place. Banta: What brought about the change in thinking? Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
Shadi m 1 Santa ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khane ki chiz h, jaise he wo khane laga, Banta jor se bola "NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA H"
A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend. Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?
