banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know sta
Banta: What's marriage?
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?
Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!