By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho? santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho? Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the.. Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye? santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!
Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata h aur darwaza knock karta h. Gangubai: Kaun? Santa: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
