By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho? santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid."Santa stood up and said - "we must find & stop her!".
Santa: Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa: Bete result ka kya hua? Santa: Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!! Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
