banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain
Fisherman: You've been watching me for three hours. Why don't you try fishing yourself?
Santa: No, I haven't got the patience!
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?