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By Puneet Munjal (Jul 15, 2013)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Its not that.....

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai' But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: wat happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga h, scratch & win a bmw.

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch...

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Santa to his wife, J...

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud. Jeeto: How did you infer? Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 6 Months Back. Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'

But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a bmw.

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Santa to his wife, Jeeto: Banta is a real dud.
Jeeto: How did you infer?
Santa: It took him 15 years of marriage to get the seven-year-itch!

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.