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Oct 3, 2015 SMS Collection
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Oct 3, 2015 SMS Collection
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Oct 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Banta: What's t...
Banta: What's the matter, Santa-you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: Why?
Santa: My wife's dieting!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto: You did...
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: My wife is ve...
Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: My wife is to...
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Drunk Santa reaches ...
Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: 14th February...
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hi?
Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hi?
Banta: Nhi Toh!
Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hi!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto: Before we wer...
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Just fancy, m...
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!
By:
Ajay
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Kalam se dil ki awaa...
Kalam se dil ki awaaz likhta hu,
Gum aur judai ke andaz-e-bayan likhta hu,
Rukte nahin aankhon se aansu,
Jab bhi uski yaad me alfaz likta hu.
By:
Ajay
Category:
SHAYARI
(
DARD BHARI/SAD
)
Har zakhm kisi thoka...
Har zakhm kisi thokar ki meharbani hi...
meri jindgi bus ak kahani hi...
mita dete sanam k dard ko sine se...
par ye dard hi uski akhri nishani hi.
By:
Ajay
Category:
SHAYARI
(
DARD BHARI/SAD
)
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