Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a...

By Ankita Arora (May 9, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

100m ki race ho rahi...

100m ki race ho rahi thi.
The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.
except Santa.
Refree- why r u not running?
Santa- my no.is 4.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Salsman-Which Soap U...

Salsman-Which Soap U Use?

Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.

Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Agar nariyal k...

Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta-Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who arer you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A tiger killed a Sar...

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
.
.
Tiger- Aur kya karta kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
inni wadi billi.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

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100m ki race ho rahi...

100m ki race ho rahi thi.
The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.
except Santa.
Refree- why r u not running?
Santa- my no.is 4.

Salsman-Which Soap U...

Salsman-Which Soap U Use?

Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.

Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Santa-Agar nariyal k...

Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta-Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who arer you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

A tiger killed a Sar...

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
.
.
Tiger- Aur kya karta kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
inni wadi billi.

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Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

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100m ki race ho rahi...

100m ki race ho rahi thi. The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!' Everybody started running. except Santa. Refree- why r u not running? Santa- my no.is 4.

Salsman-Which Soap U...

Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA''S Soap, BABA''S Paste, BABA''S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Santa-Agar nariyal k...

Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta-Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who arer you? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

A tiger killed a Sar...

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo. A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd? . . Tiger- Aur kya karta kab se bakwaas kar raha tha inni wadi billi.

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Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

100m ki race ho rahi thi.
The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.
except Santa.
Refree- why r u not running?
Santa- my no.is 4.

Salsman-Which Soap U Use?

Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.

Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Santa-Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta-Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who arer you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

A tiger killed a Sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only Sardar in crowd?
.
.
Tiger- Aur kya karta kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
inni wadi billi.