By Ajay (Jul 4, 2015)
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?Jeeto: Zehar.Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
MATHS MAGIC: 1383 *UR AGE* *73 = ? Just try it,You will be gettin an interesting result. Just try it..
