Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature.
Doctor: Is she hot?
Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...
Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"