Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages?
Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them?
Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?Jeeto: Zehar.Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.