banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"u es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.