banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
santa:acha vala hai,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi Screen Wala Phone Liya,
Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone 'ON' Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai..