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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed...
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Ajay
(
Jul 4, 2015
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.
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