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An englishman asked Sant...
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Hiten
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Feb 4, 2015
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An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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