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An englishman asked Sant...
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An englishman asked Sant...
By
Hiten
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Feb 4, 2015
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SANTA BANTA
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An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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Santa ko ek court me bulaya.
Gita par haath rkh kr kasam khao.
Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.
Ab Gita par haath rakho.
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Santa was fondling a...
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada...
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Anup Sahni
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A lady asked Santa: ...
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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