Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

If you were my husba...

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

When a married man s...

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife : I saw in my d...

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Judge:why did u shoo...

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Man: Sir, my wife is...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office h,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked" Is bhains ko ghar kyo lai ho?"

Wife:Dikhta nahi, bakri h!

Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hu.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

If you were my husba...

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

When a married man s...

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Wife : I saw in my d...

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill.

Judge:why did u shoo...

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Man: Sir, my wife is...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office h,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked" Is bhains ko ghar kyo lai ho?"

Wife:Dikhta nahi, bakri h!

Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hu.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Feb 4, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

If you were my husba...

If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

When a married man s...

When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Wife : I saw in my d...

Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me . . . Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill.

Judge:why did u shoo...

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Husband to a newly w...

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Man: Sir, my wife is...

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office h, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked" Is bhains ko ghar kyo lai ho?" Wife:Dikhta nahi, bakri h! Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hu.

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill.

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office h,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked" Is bhains ko ghar kyo lai ho?"

Wife:Dikhta nahi, bakri h!

Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hu.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second