By Sumit (Jan 19, 2015)
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li. Dost ne pucha to bataya: Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab ladkiyan aakar khti h. 'Aage piche dono side krna'
Kash 1Sitara Chand me ho Aur 1Mmulakat Sham me ho Tum Busy apne kam me ho Aur mera xLand tumari xGand me ho
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.
Ldki k B@B jitne bade honge Uski Sundrta utni badti h Tabhi to kabir ne Kha-Choti Cuch! dekh k KabIra roy Aise b kis km k jo DABA sake n koi
shadi hone par LADKIYA apne maang me SINDUR kyu lagati hai.. . ? ? isse pata chalta hai ki is plot ka BHUMI PUJAN ho chuka hai.
Teacher: Prove that ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ? Boy: A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.
Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala tika laga de Lady Dr: ap k kitne bachay h Aorat: MASHALAH mere 11 bachay h Lady Dr: Phir to Talla hi lagwa le
