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Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye...
By
Sumit
(
Jan 19, 2015
)
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SANTA BANTA
)
Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu?
Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.
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