Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Ta...

By Khuman (Feb 13, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Taange Hoti Hai.?
Papa= Ek Bhi Nahi.
Child-= To Phir Raat Ko Aap Kyo Keh Rahe The
"SWEET HEART TAANGE UPAR KRO"

HONEYMOON H-Hawas M...

HONEYMOON
H-Hawas Mita Do
O-Or Chuso
N-Nanga Karke
E-Ek Hi Jhatke Mein
Y-Yeh Gaya
M-Mar Dala
O-Or Dalo
O-Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya..............!!

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

It's not the pe...

It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

SANTA- Batao Jab Sub...

SANTA- Batao Jab Subah Ladkiyan So Kar Uthti Hain,
to Ankhein Kyon Masalti Hain ?
BANTA- Kyonki Unke Paas
Khujane Ko Loda Nahi Hota.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Ta...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Taange Hoti Hai.?
Papa= Ek Bhi Nahi.
Child-= To Phir Raat Ko Aap Kyo Keh Rahe The
"SWEET HEART TAANGE UPAR KRO"

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HONEYMOON H-Hawas M...

HONEYMOON
H-Hawas Mita Do
O-Or Chuso
N-Nanga Karke
E-Ek Hi Jhatke Mein
Y-Yeh Gaya
M-Mar Dala
O-Or Dalo
O-Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya..............!!

It's not the pe...

It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.

SANTA- Batao Jab Sub...

SANTA- Batao Jab Subah Ladkiyan So Kar Uthti Hain,
to Ankhein Kyon Masalti Hain ?
BANTA- Kyonki Unke Paas
Khujane Ko Loda Nahi Hota.

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Ta...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Taange Hoti Hai.? Papa= Ek Bhi Nahi. Child-= To Phir Raat Ko Aap Kyo Keh Rahe The "SWEET HEART TAANGE UPAR KRO"

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HONEYMOON H-Hawas M...

HONEYMOON H-Hawas Mita Do O-Or Chuso N-Nanga Karke E-Ek Hi Jhatke Mein Y-Yeh Gaya M-Mar Dala O-Or Dalo O-Or Tez N-Nikal Gaya..............!!

It's not the pe...

It's not the people who change, It's the mask that falls.

SANTA- Batao Jab Sub...

SANTA- Batao Jab Subah Ladkiyan So Kar Uthti Hain, to Ankhein Kyon Masalti Hain ? BANTA- Kyonki Unke Paas Khujane Ko Loda Nahi Hota.

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR. Both hve same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening. When open, both drive men crazy

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h, Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain? Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC Boy: Koi Khas Wja? Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Child= Papa, HEART Ki Kitni Taange Hoti Hai.?
Papa= Ek Bhi Nahi.
Child-= To Phir Raat Ko Aap Kyo Keh Rahe The
"SWEET HEART TAANGE UPAR KRO"

HONEYMOON
H-Hawas Mita Do
O-Or Chuso
N-Nanga Karke
E-Ek Hi Jhatke Mein
Y-Yeh Gaya
M-Mar Dala
O-Or Dalo
O-Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya..............!!

It's not the people who change,
It's the mask that falls.

SANTA- Batao Jab Subah Ladkiyan So Kar Uthti Hain,
to Ankhein Kyon Masalti Hain ?
BANTA- Kyonki Unke Paas
Khujane Ko Loda Nahi Hota.

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.