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Jan 19, 2015 SMS Collection
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Jan 19, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa Bank me paise ...
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli h.
Santa" Tujhe kya farak padata h ?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe h na !
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ko 2 bomb mile...
Santa ko 2 bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
Banta: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Police: Tumhe kal su...
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Ek sardar ki chhatri...
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha..
Kisine pucha: umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega ?
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Kyu bhai 2 di...
Santa: Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene kyun nahi aaya.
Doodhwala: Saahab meri biwi bimar thi.
Santa: To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Banta: Ek white colo...
Banta: Ek white colour ka "Condo." dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyo ?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya h, afsos karne jaana h.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Mrs Santa: Suno ji, ...
Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu?
Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ne Taxi bechka...
Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li.
Dost ne pucha to bataya:
Yaara dil khush ho jata h jab
ladkiyan aakar khti h.
'Aage piche dono side krna'
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Sardar sex kr rha th...
Sardar sex kr rha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
Biwi: Oji truck galat gudaam me jaa raha h.
Santa: Ab bata rhi h jab Maal Utaar Diya.
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Madam: English me ka...
Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte h ?
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h ?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti h na..
By:
Sumit
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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