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Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya h...

By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy??
Wo mota sa,
Aas-paas baal,
Naram-naram
Uper se cover...
Never??

Jhoot bolte ho?

Kabhi butta nahi khaya? :p ;->

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