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Santa got home pretty late at ...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa got home pretty late at night.

Jeeto: How many drinks have you had?

Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!!

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