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Santa: I can't seem to co...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!
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Teri biwi mere kabze mein h.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di h.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi h, mundi bhej mundi.
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Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta h.
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Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
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Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
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