Santa: I can't seem to co...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, ...

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu?
Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek bar santa nadi me...

Ek bar santa nadi me dahi dal rha tha.
TOh banta bola kya kar raha.
SAnta ne kaha lassi bana raha hoon.
Banta bola itni lassi tera baap piyega.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA: Aaj maine mac...

SANTA: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA: wo kaise?
SANTA: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya.
Aur main hall me so gaya,

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Jeeto: Kal raat tum ...

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan diSanta: Tumhari galat fahami hai.Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I can't seem to co...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

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Mrs Santa: Suno ji, ...

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu?
Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.

Ek bar santa nadi me...

Ek bar santa nadi me dahi dal rha tha.
TOh banta bola kya kar raha.
SAnta ne kaha lassi bana raha hoon.
Banta bola itni lassi tera baap piyega.

SANTA: Aaj maine mac...

SANTA: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA: wo kaise?
SANTA: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya.
Aur main hall me so gaya,

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

Jeeto: Kal raat tum ...

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan diSanta: Tumhari galat fahami hai.Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

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Santa: I can't seem to co...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days. Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void? Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

You May Also Like

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, ...

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu? Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.

Ek bar santa nadi me...

Ek bar santa nadi me dahi dal rha tha. TOh banta bola kya kar raha. SAnta ne kaha lassi bana raha hoon. Banta bola itni lassi tera baap piyega.

SANTA: Aaj maine mac...

SANTA: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya. BANTA: wo kaise? SANTA: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya. Aur main hall me so gaya,

Santa: Today is Sund...

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents.

Jeeto: Kal raat tum ...

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan diSanta: Tumhari galat fahami hai.Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Santa to Jeeto: Kais...

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h. Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.

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Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Mrs Santa: Suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna naya suit dhoya or woh chhota ho gaya Ab kya karu?
Santa: Usi detergent se naha bhi le.. fit aa jayega.

Ek bar santa nadi me dahi dal rha tha.
TOh banta bola kya kar raha.
SAnta ne kaha lassi bana raha hoon.
Banta bola itni lassi tera baap piyega.

SANTA: Aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.
BANTA: wo kaise?
SANTA: Maine machardani bedroom main laga diya.
Aur main hall me so gaya,

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I

bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents.

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad h.

Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua h.