Santa: The man who invented th...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.

Banta: Why?

Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!

Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The man who invented th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.

Banta: Why?

Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!

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Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

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Santa: The man who invented th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius. Banta: Why? Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!

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Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains? Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Yaar teri wif...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Banta: My wife is ve...

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off. Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!

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Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.

Banta: Why?

Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

Banta: My wife is very irritable; the least thing sets her off.
Santa: You're lucky at that, mine's a self-starter!