Customer: You told me this car...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

Santa was driving to...

Santa was driving towards Khandala with his girlfrnd..While driving he kept his hand on her shoulder...She smiled & said u can go further..Santa drove to PUNE

By: Radha
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Madam: English me ka...

Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte h ?
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h ?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti h na..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: Oxygen is m...

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

News Flash: A two se...

News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told me this car...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

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Santa was driving to...

Santa was driving towards Khandala with his girlfrnd..While driving he kept his hand on her shoulder...She smiled & said u can go further..Santa drove to PUNE

Madam: English me ka...

Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte h ?
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h ?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti h na..

Teacher: Oxygen is m...

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

News Flash: A two se...

News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

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Customer: You told me this car...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free. Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

You May Also Like

Santa was driving to...

Santa was driving towards Khandala with his girlfrnd..While driving he kept his hand on her shoulder...She smiled & said u can go further..Santa drove to PUNE

Madam: English me ka...

Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte h ? Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h ? Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti h na..

Teacher: Oxygen is m...

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God I was born after that. Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

News Flash: A two se...

News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

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Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?

Madam: English me kamar ko waist kyu kehte h ?
Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz to uske upar aur neeche hoti h ?
Beech me kamar to waste hi hoti h na..

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..