Man in lake: Help! Help! I can...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mere 3 bete e...

Santa: Mere 3 bete enginear ban gye, Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To use ghar se nikal do.
Santa: Yahi to dikkat h, Kama k wahi lata h...

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Bachche Ko P...

Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A sweet girl goes to...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

By: Aabha87
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth...

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai :-)

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: Mere 3 bete e...

Santa: Mere 3 bete enginear ban gye, Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To use ghar se nikal do.
Santa: Yahi to dikkat h, Kama k wahi lata h...

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Doctor: Bachche Ko P...

Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??

A sweet girl goes to...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth...

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai :-)

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Man in lake: Help! Help! I can...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim! Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

You May Also Like

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: Mere 3 bete e...

Santa: Mere 3 bete enginear ban gye, Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya. Banta: To use ghar se nikal do. Santa: Yahi to dikkat h, Kama k wahi lata h...

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Doctor: Bachche Ko P...

Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!! Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??

A sweet girl goes to...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth...

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese? Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai :-)

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Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa: Mere 3 bete enginear ban gye, Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To use ghar se nikal do.
Santa: Yahi to dikkat h, Kama k wahi lata h...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nhi Jayega??

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai :-)