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Man in lake: Help! Help! I can...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!
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