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Judge: Why were you arrested? ...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

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