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Santa: I would have been a ver...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

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