Santa was standing below a tub...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj: Suna hai pichal...

Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha h.

Santa: Par Janab

Jaj: Safai ki jarurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat the

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tub...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

Jaj: Suna hai pichal...

Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha h.

Santa: Par Janab

Jaj: Safai ki jarurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise.

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat the

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa was standing below a tub...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Once a sardar was lo...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

Jaj: Suna hai pichal...

Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha h. Santa: Par Janab Jaj: Safai ki jarurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise.

Frog: Tumhare paas d...

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h. Santa: H. Frog: Nahin h. Santa: H. Frog: Nahin h & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat the

Doctor:Kamjori hai, ...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?

Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha h.

Santa: Par Janab

Jaj: Safai ki jarurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h.
Santa: H.
Frog: Nahin h & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat the

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise