Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,

Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note"..

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

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Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,

Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.

Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note"..

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Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

You May Also Like

Santa: I Have Swallo...

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key. Doctor: When? Santa: 6 Months Back. Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't? After thinking a lot Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Manager asked to San...

Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. U...

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye, Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega, Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.

Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note"..

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Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,

Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

"Le Karle Number Note"..