Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa's girfrie...

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti h.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse..
He jumped the red light
and
a cop whistles..
Santa lifts d tail of horse & says - "Le Kar le Number Note"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse...

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta: Haan
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi
Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa suffering from...

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

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Santa's girfrie...

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti h.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse..
He jumped the red light
and
a cop whistles..
Santa lifts d tail of horse & says - "Le Kar le Number Note"

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse...

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta: Haan
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi
Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!

Santa suffering from...

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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Santa: Oxygen is must for brea...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

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Santa's girfrie...

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti h. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Jeeto: Why do you we...

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come? Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Santa: yaar banta, s...

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa was riding on ...

Santa was riding on a horse.. He jumped the red light and a cop whistles.. Santa lifts d tail of horse & says - "Le Kar le Number Note"

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse...

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta: Haan Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!

Santa suffering from...

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti h.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come?

Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Santa was riding on a horse..
He jumped the red light
and
a cop whistles..
Santa lifts d tail of horse & says - "Le Kar le Number Note"

Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..?
Banta: Haan
Girl: Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi
Banta: Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi
Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte!