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Santa to Banta: What's th...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
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Police To Santa: Tu...
Police To Santa:
Tumne Bikhari Ko Q Mara?
Santa:
Mene Ise Kitni Br Bola K
Mai Aisa Wesa Admi Nhi Hu,
Fir B Bolta Hai,
Ek Bar De De Baba..
By:
Anup Sahni
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa-Oye ajkal tu m...
Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?
banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?
banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
By:
Ajay
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SANTA BANTA
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Jeeto: Kal raat um m...
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Z...
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: H!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
By:
Rajan
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SANTA BANTA
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Postman: I have to c...
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa is taken to co...
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
By:
Ankita Arora
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