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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish...
By
Ajay kumar
(
Dec 3, 2013
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega,
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.
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