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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key....

By Sagar Nair (Jan 17, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.

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