Sharaabi Santa knocks the door...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"u es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ne ek aadmi ko...

Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa K Bete Ka Acid...

Santa K Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"u es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa ne ek aadmi ko...

Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

Santa K Bete Ka Acid...

Santa K Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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Sharaabi Santa knocks the door...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

You May Also Like

Banta owned a factor...

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor: "mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje" Docter:"u es mein problem kya hai"? Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa ne ek aadmi ko...

Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

Santa K Bete Ka Acid...

Santa K Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"u es mein problem kya hai"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

Santa K Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.