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Santa: Will U marry, after I d...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Aug 8, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
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Santa and Jeeto were...
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
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Santa joined NASA. A...
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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In an African Safari...
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
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B K Tripathi
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Santa ne Banta se ka...
Santa ne Banta se kaha,
"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"
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