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Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

UPLOAD SMS

Passenger-Tumne Mere...

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar...

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aank...

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Invested 2 Lak...

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SArdar In UK Hotel K...

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Eggs'' Mother
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhu...

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha H,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha H.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rah...

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Sardar Prays Daily...

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Yaar! A Aura...

Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati H?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata H.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher:Wo Kon C Che...

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: MISS

"NARRA":-)
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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