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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya...

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By Imran Kagzi (Nov 10, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,
aur use akbar ke pass lege.
Akbar: Isko bandi bana diya jaee.
Santa: nhi nhi jahan panah!!!!
reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do.

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