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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya...
By
Imran Kagzi
(
Nov 10, 2015
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,
aur use akbar ke pass lege.
Akbar: Isko bandi bana diya jaee.
Santa: nhi nhi jahan panah!!!!
reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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