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The Teacher asked all the stud...

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By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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