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Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam...
By
Dev
(
Apr 30, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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