Photographer Santa was focusin...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa plane land hot...

Santa plane land hote hi chillaane laga.
Banglor aaya banglore aaya. Balley Balley!!
Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent
Santa: ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alle.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth K...

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa was focusin...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Santa plane land hot...

Santa plane land hote hi chillaane laga.
Banglor aaya banglore aaya. Balley Balley!!
Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent
Santa: ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alle.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth K...

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Photographer Santa was focusin...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

You May Also Like

Santa plane land hot...

Santa plane land hote hi chillaane laga. Banglor aaya banglore aaya. Balley Balley!! Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent Santa: ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alle.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa aur Jeeto mai ...

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h? Jeeto: Zehar Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth K...

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha Wo Khaya Isliye Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy? Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa plane land hote hi chillaane laga.
Banglor aaya banglore aaya. Balley Balley!!
Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent
Santa: ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alle.

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya h?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye
SANTA.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya
Tha Wo Khaya Isliye
Dr.: To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kar Dete
SANTA: Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.