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Santa: oye banta machli khayeg...
By
Gaurav
(
Sep 20, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"
Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do or last me likh dena,
"paas karke dikha."
By:
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Category:
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(
SANTA BANTA
)
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Santa: My dad was an...
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Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
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Judge: Case dismissed!
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Category:
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A letter landed on t...
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By:
Gaurav
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
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Santa walks into a l...
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
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Category:
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SANTA BANTA
)
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