Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tu...

By Dev (May 30, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tumhaari Zindagi Mein Sab Sey Jayaada Kaam Aayi Hai ??
Banta : Merey Papa Ki Checkbook.

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Inspector to Banta: ...

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya h?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa bank me paise ...

Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagd...

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagda Solve Huwa Kya?
Banta:Ghutno Peh Chal Kr Aayi Thi Mere Paas
Santa:Kya Boli?
Banta:Boli Palang K Neechey Sey Nikal Aao, Ab Nhi Maarungi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tumhaari Zindagi Mein Sab Sey Jayaada Kaam Aayi Hai ??
Banta : Merey Papa Ki Checkbook.

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Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Inspector to Banta: ...

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya h?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Santa bank me paise ...

Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega.

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagd...

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagda Solve Huwa Kya?
Banta:Ghutno Peh Chal Kr Aayi Thi Mere Paas
Santa:Kya Boli?
Banta:Boli Palang K Neechey Sey Nikal Aao, Ab Nhi Maarungi.

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

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Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tumhaari Zindagi Mein Sab Sey Jayaada Kaam Aayi Hai ?? Banta : Merey Papa Ki Checkbook.

You May Also Like

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Inspector to Banta: ...

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya h? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Santa bank me paise ...

Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya... lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega? Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega.

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagd...

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagda Solve Huwa Kya? Banta:Ghutno Peh Chal Kr Aayi Thi Mere Paas Santa:Kya Boli? Banta:Boli Palang K Neechey Sey Nikal Aao, Ab Nhi Maarungi.

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

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Santa : Kon Si Book Aaj Tak Tumhaari Zindagi Mein Sab Sey Jayaada Kaam Aayi Hai ??
Banta : Merey Papa Ki Checkbook.

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya h?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...
lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?
Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega.

Santa:Biwi Sey Jhagda Solve Huwa Kya?
Banta:Ghutno Peh Chal Kr Aayi Thi Mere Paas
Santa:Kya Boli?
Banta:Boli Palang K Neechey Sey Nikal Aao, Ab Nhi Maarungi.

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"