Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi...

By Dev (May 30, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki P@nty Utarunga
Banta: Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein H
Santa: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi,
Bahut Tight H, Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi.

Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Barber: Will you hav...

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

By: Shakil
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki P@nty Utarunga
Banta: Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein H
Santa: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi,
Bahut Tight H, Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi.

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Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Barber: Will you hav...

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

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Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki P@nty Utarunga Banta: Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein H Santa: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi, Bahut Tight H, Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi.

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Santa gets ready, we...

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Barber: Will you hav...

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished? Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

In an interview, Int...

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Pappu: What�...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

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Santa: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki P@nty Utarunga
Banta: Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein H
Santa: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi,
Bahut Tight H, Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi.

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.