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In an African Safari, A LION s...
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B K Tripathi
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Feb 25, 2016
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SANTA BANTA
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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
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ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
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Banta: My wife is to...
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Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
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