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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo ...
By
Dev
(
Apr 12, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo
"Muh Me Pani Aana".
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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