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Banta: I notice that your wife...
By
Ankita Arora
(
May 9, 2014
)
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
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